Quasi-Guest Post: My Partner’s Wep Ronpet

Quasi-Guest Post: My Partner’s Wep Ronpet

As I’d hoped, my (non-Kemetic) partner did indeed make pansnakes and ritually slay them on the first day of the new Kemetic year. More than that, however, he sent me a narrative, accompanied by photos, which I am sharing with you all. I laughed so hard I cried when I got them on Saturday. :D

 
*cue ominous foreshadowy music* From the murky Teflon depths of isfet…
 
It’s alive! Alive!
 
Back, foul creatures! Back, I say!
 
Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! THRUST!
 
Taste cold steel… and justice!
 
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
 
Hisssss! (Translation: Run away! Run away!)
 
No surrender, no retreat!
 
Usually one goes from the frying pan into the fire, not the other way around…
 
Villain! Have at thee!
 
You may be quick, but my blade is quicker. En garde!
 
Ha! Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta ki… Ya know what, never mind. Hya!
 
Tsunami CHOP!
 
*shinnng!* *slow motion choppy sound from Samurai Jack*
 
One two! One two! And through and through. The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
 
…and with its head he went galumphing back. Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Hail the conquering hero!
 
What is best in life?

To crush isfet, see it driven before you, and eat the tasty tasty remains. *nomnomnom!*